Tallahassee Democrat by Gil Smart Treasure Coast Newspaper
March 26, 2019
So the new thing is to Google “Florida Man” and your birthday, and see which nutty story comes up.
Because if I have 51 grand in ill-gotten gains lying around, I’m headed straight for the dentist — maybe stopping off at the pet store on the way.
We’re tempted to say this type of thing happens only in Florida; that’s why “Florida Man” is a thing, right?
Well, yes and no.